Luna & Kel: *Playing Mario Party 2*
*Huge Crash, shaking the ground*
Luna: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Kel: I don't-
Kel: *Facepalms* Dammit...
*Muffled screams, shouting for help*
Luna & Kel: !
Luna: ....Uhh...YOU go check it out.
Kel: ME!? W-WHY NOT YOU!?
Luna: Fine! ...Chicken.
*Luna sees a IRKEN SPACESHIP!*
Kel: *Walks over* What-HOLY IRK! *Hides behind Luna*
LIE: Help! Help please!
Kel: Go do something!
Luna: Like what?!
LIE: *Breaks open window*
LIE: *Crawls out* Help! Help me, please!
Luna: *Runs over to LIE and attempts to pick her up* Gnn....KEL! HELP! GOSH!
Kel: *Runs over and helps Luna*
LIE: Grah! My leg! It's broken!
LIE: Take me inside, Please!
Luna & Kel: *Take LIE inside, and place her on the couch*
LIE: Owwwwww owowowowow!
Kel: *Puts a pillow under LIE's broken leg*
LIE: Ahhhhh..... That's better. Thank you.
Luna: Soooo...do 'ya need anything?
LIE: I don't know.... do you have anything to sooth the pain?
Kel: I don't think so...
Luna: What happened, anyways?
LIE: I was traveling, looking for a friend of mine, when I ran out of fuel!
Kel: Do what?
Luna: *Facepalms* ...Who's 'yer friend?
LIE: ...... Invader LYNN!
Kel: ...I have no idea who that is.
LIE: Well.... I shouldn't call her an Invader, though...
LIE: But moving on... I appreciate the saving!
LIE: *Groans in pain*
Luna: You're gonna be ok...Right?
LIE: I don't have a clue, I'm a scientist, not a Doctor!
Kel: ...Soo...what now?
LIE: Get me a cast for my leg or something?
Kel: *Goes to get one*
Luna: What's the matter?
LIE: My friend...
Kel: *Comes back with the cast*
LIE: Thank you...
Kel: *Puts the cast on LIE's leg*
LIE: *Has cast around her leg*
Kel: Now what?
Luna: *Shrug* How am I supposed 'ta know?
Kel: Because you're older...
Kel: *Looks at Luna*
LIE: *Closed her eyes to sleep*
Luna: *Looks at Kel*
Kel: *Points to the N64*
Luna: *Points to the Gamecube*
Kel: *Shakes her head*
Luna: *Holds up Mario Party 7*
*Luna's cellphone rings*
LIE: *In a little dreamland*
Luna: *Slowly picks up the cellphone* *Whispering* Hello? ...Look, can we talk later? ...What? NO! ...Maybe later, ok? Bye. *Hangs up*
Luna: Don't look at me like that...
Kel: What now?
LIE: *Wakes up and screams*
Luna: *Yelps, then falls over*
Luna: *Gets up* Are you ok?
LIE: I have nightmares constantly ever since I first met my friend...
Kel: That's....kinda...freaky. O.O
Luna: *Slowly pulls out cellphone*
Luna: *Opens it*
LIE: Don't what!?
Luna: *Speed dials a number*
LIE: What's she doing?
Kel: *Takes the phone away* TRYING to call one of the most annoying guys who's ever lived.
LIE: And who'd that be?
Kel: *Gulp* Roger.
Kel: DON'T START!!
LIE: *Rolls eyes*
Kel: I'm serious! This guy is terrible!! He-
Luna: That's 'cause you like him.
Kel: I DO NOT!
LIE: I'm going back to bed.
Kel: ...Roger's more your type.
LIE: *Tosses and turns*
LIE: *Having another nightmare*
Kel: Should we wake her up?
Luna: *Shrug* Why don't you ask ROGER for advice?
Kel: STOP IT!
LIE: *Rapidly starts turning*
LIE: *Yet again, screams and wakes up, and is know panting. she then holds her head* Oh......
LIE: I hate going to sleep.
Luna: What ARE your nightmares about?
LIE: Well, The Grudge getting me, going insane, me embarrassing myself while dancing... AND I HATE TO DANCE!
LIE: So i usually have to stay up all night...
Luna: That's terrible...
LIE: I have to stay up!
LIE: Got any energy drinks?
Kel: I don't think so...
LIE: Extra-caffeine soda?
Luna: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS!?
Kel: *Goes to get some*
Luna: I ain't allowed to drink soda, 'cause I get drunk offa it...
LIE: Well, that's nice.
Kel: *Comes back with the extra-caffeine soda, and hands it to LIE*
LIE: Thanks! *Drinks soda*
Luna: What'd I do?
LIE: I actually feel more tired!
LIE: That stinks.
LIE: *Flops on the couch*
LIE: Let's just give..... *Passes out*
Luna & Kel: O.O
~* Tomorrow *~
LIE: UGH. Oh! I have to get ready!
Kel: *Yawn* For what?
LIE: Isn't there a place here called "Skool"?
LIE: May I attend there, please?
Kel: *Shrugs* I'm not in charge of that kind of stuff...
LIE: I realize I look like nothing of the original life here... so I need a disguise...
Luna: *Walks into the room* Hey, Kel! Why don't you get ROGER to find one?!
Kel: SHUT UP!
LIE: Oh, yeah! The halligram! *Pushes button and instantly turns into Human LIE*
LIE: Am I "human"?
Luna: You lookit.
Kel: ..."Lookit"? Is that a word?
Luna: Who cares?
LIE: Show me the Skool....
Luna: OVER DAER! *Points*
Kel: *Rolls eyes*
Luna: Dun roll 'yer eyes at me!
LIE: Thanks. *Walks out of house*
Luna & Kel: *Follow*
~* At Skool: Hallway *~
LIE: What classes shall I go to?
LIE: Why not I pick yours! You're the only friend I have so far!
Luna: Me? A friend?
LIE: Well, yes. You saved me from a crash, fixed me broken leg, and got me this far!
Kel: *Walks up*
Luna: What took so long? Were 'ya talking with Ro-
Kel: DON'T EVEN SAY THAT NAME!! I know you're just saying that I like him, because you-
Luna: G'MORNIN', ZIM!!!
ZIM: Well, good morning to you too, LUNA....
Kel: *Glares at Luna*
LIE: Can you please excuse me?
LIE: *Runs away into the girls' bathroom*
ZIM: What's her problem?
LIE: *Reaches in her pocket, and find a picture of ZIM, alien and human form* That's him!
Kel: Maybe I should go ask what's wrong...*Follows*
Luna: ......*Snortlaugh* Heh...Roger.
LIE: Thank Irk for these pictures! *runs out of bathroom*
Kel: *Almost walks into her* Hey, you alright?
LIE: Yeah, I'm fine....
Luna: ....PFFFFT *Falls on the floor, laughing*
Luna: R-R-Roger!! AHAHAH
LIE: uhhhhh..... laugh?
Kel: *Picks Luna up by the back of her uniform* STOP. IT.
Luna: *Still laughing*
Luna: *Wheeze* C'mon! Can't you take a joke?!
Kel: *Growl* You don't see me bugging you about-
Luna: *Puts a hand over Kel's mouth*
Luna: NOBODY. Right, KEL?! *Death glare*
Luna: Eh? What's up?
LIE: I just wanna get to class!
Luna: *Wheezelaugh* Fine. *Looks at Kel* ...Roger.
Kel: *Tries to grab Luna*
Luna: *Hides behing ZIM*
ZIM: Get away.
Luna: *Hugs ZIM* o3o
Luna: What?! I like being annoying sometimes!!
Kel: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
ZIM: You're doing a great job at being annoying!
Luna: Thank you!! *Hugs more*
ZIM: Now you're just being scary!
Luna: *Backs up* *Clears throat* Urhm...Ehhheh...Sorry...
*Luna's cellphone rings*
ZIM: Who's that?
Luna: Uhh...I...*Checks* ...It says "Unknown caller"...
ZIM: might as well answer.
Luna: *Walks away from everyone so she can talk*
LIE: Who do you think it is?
Kel: I have no idea...
Kel: No, the cellphone would have recognized his number....
LIE: Ah, M'kay...
LIE: HURRY UP, LUNA!
Luna: *Slowly walks back to the group, looking paler than normal*
Kel: Luna...? Are you ok...?
ZIM: *Stomps on foot*
Luna: *Winces, then backs up* I...I gotta go.
Luna: I...*Runs off*
LIE: Question mark is right.
LIE: Soooo what now?
Kel: I don't know...But i'm worried...
LIE: Yeah, me too.
Kel: ...Should we go after her?
LIE: I guess...
Kel: Uhm...I have no idea on where she'd go...
LIE: Don't be peevish!
Kel: *Sniffsniff* I miss Luna...
LIE: Let's try to help her, then!
Kel: *Nodnod* Ok...
LIE: Okay, where does LUNA go when she's upset... or scared?
Kel: *Sniff* It depends...
LIE: Well? What then?
Kel: I-I don't know...I've never seen her like this...
LIE: Maybe she'll come to us for help later, and then we can ask her... sound good?
Kel: *Sniff* Ok...
LIE: *Pats her on the back*
Kel: *Sob* W-what if something bad happened...!?
LIE: We don't have enough information on this, so we can't really do anything but wait.
LIE: *feels bad*
Kel: *Scared* Where is she?!
ZIM: How should ZIM know!?
LIE: *Rolls eyes*
Kel: *Get off the couch, and starts pacing around* W-what if she's hurt?! What if she-*Stops pacing*-OH IRK!! WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD!!?
LIE: But we just saw her a couple hours ago!
Kel: *Whimpers* I hate all of this uncertainty!
Kel: Maybe we should go out and look for her again...
LIE: But where!? Where in the world does she go!?
Kel: I DON'T KNOW~!! *Crying*
LIE: Whatever. *Runs out of house*
LIE: Where the heck could she be!
Kel: I don't kno-
???: HEY! IT'S NOT SAFE OUT HERE!!
LIE: Wha? who are you? WHERE are you?
*A tall-ish Irken walks out of the shadows, with a deep scar-ish thing going through his left eye, making him half blind*
LIE: O.o W-w-who are you?
???: That's not important. *Sighs* Look, I need help.
LIE: With what?
Kel: *Eyes widen* Did he...?
???: *Nods* He got her...again...
LIE: What!? What's happening?
Kel: H-he...RIT KIDNAPPED LUNA AGAIN~!! *Crying*
LIE: YOU! Whatever your name is, who's RIT!?
???: Look, it's a long story.
LIE: No! Tell me!
???: *Sigh* Right here really isin't the right place to discuss it...
LIE: *Sigh* Whatever, then... but do you have any idea where RIT and LUNA are?
???: *Nods* Yeah, but that's the reason I need help. I can't really just go in there by myself...
LIE: Why do you think I want to know where LUNA is?! Of course I'll help you.
Kel: What about ZIM?
LIE: I don't care if he comes or not!
???: Kel might be right...We need all the help we can get.
ZIM: What happened!?
Kel: *Clings to ZIM* L-LUNA GOT KIDNAPPED....!!! *Crying*
ZIM: *Pushes her off* UNCLING TO ZIM! YOU DON'T POSSESS THE VERY RESPECT TO CLING TO ME, ZIM!
???: Look, ZIM. You gotta help us.
ZIM: ...Who's the guy with the eyepatch?
LIE: I don't even know.
LIE: Can you tell us who you are!?
???: *Sighs* Fine. My name's Dex. Happy? Now, look. I wanna get out of here, and HELP LUNA?
LIE: Very well, ZIM! KEL! We're leaving! NOW!
~*In Dex's Voot Cruiser*~
Kel: *Whimpers* I hope Luna's ok...
LIE: *Rolls eyes* She'll be fine.
Dex: *Slams his fists down* Do you KNOW who we're dealin' with?
LIE: What do you think? I barley know you!
Dex: RIT. DOESN'T. DIE. ...He DOESN'T give up. Whatever he wants, he GETS it. I've been tracking him for YEARS, but I always seem to get there too late...
LIE: Go then! NOW!
Dex: WE ARE!! This 'thang wont go any faster!
LIE: *Rolls eyes*
Dex: I'm SICK of Rit getting away with this!!
LIE: Stop it! Shut up and fly! We don't have time to lose!
~*30 minutes later*~
LIE: We there?
LIE: Sorry, are we there yet?
Dex: Not yet, but we're getting close...
Dex: *Sigh* I really hope she's ok...
LIE: Me too..
Dex: I feel like it's my fault...
Dex: I...I had the power to stop him before it got too bad...But I didn't...
LIE: What happened?
Dex: *Shakes his head* ...Rit just...snapped...one day...
LIE: He..... he went mental you mean?
Dex: *Nods* Nobody knows why, either...
LIE: *Sigh* That is so sad.
Dex: The worse part is...he took most of his anger out on Luna...and when I tried to step in...well...that's the reason why I'm half blind...
LIE: *Eyes wide, and mouth agape* I'm so sorry. Why LUNA?
Dex: *Shrugs* I don't know...
LIE: We really need to save her!
Kel: How long untill we're there?!
Dex: 15 minutes. 25 minutes, tops.
Kel: Z-ZIM? You haven't said anything. D-did you fall asleep?
ZIM: UGH! IRKENS! DON'T! SLEEP!
Dex: Some of 'em can.
*The Voot Cruiser jolts to a stop*
LIE: Come on, go!
Dex: *Stomps again* C'MON, YOU HUNK OF JUNK!! M- ...
LIE: COME ON!
Dex: I think I might of miscalculated on how long we had to drive...
LIE: UGH! Please FIX it then!
Dex: *Stomps* COME ON!!
LIE: PLEASE! Work!
Dex: *Starts fiddling with the Voot Cruiser* ...
LIE: I was a scientist back on Irk! i COULD HELP!
LIE: What's the problem?
Dex: I don't know...It does this every time I get near Rit's place...*Facepalm*
LIE: Where can I get into the Voot?
LIE: *Climbs into Voot, and all of them can here sounds thought the Voot's walls*
LIE: *Still in wall* AHA! There it is! *Rips out something*
LIE: *climbs out of wall of Voot* Here's your problem.
LIE: It was this *Hands it to Dex*
LIE: It was a magnetic object. There must be something magnetic object close by.
Dex: Hm. Well...makes sense...The place where Rit hangs out IS made out of metal lookin' stuff...
LIE: Should we... go see if thats where RIT and LUNA are?
Dex: So...we still have a few more minutes untill we're there...
LIE: But how can we get out of this thing when it's floating in mid-air?
Dex: His hideout is on a really small...planet...rock...thing...
LIE: Yeah, like we'll have trouble finding that at all!
Kel: ...Are we there yet?
Kel: Are we there yet?
Kel: Are we there yet?
Kel: Are we there yet?
LIE: No, KEL, no we're not!
LIE: Seriously, how much longer?
Dex: ...We're there...
LIE: Cool, park there!
Dex: *Parks the Voot Cruiser* ...Now, all of you. BE. CAREFUL.
LIE: We will.
Dex: And don't go wanderin' off by yourself, either. I want all of 'ya to stay TOGETHER. Got it?
Dex: *Gets out of the Voot Cruiser*
LIE: The entrance?
LIE: Where to we go in?
Dex: The entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
Kel: *Gasp* ZUR-
LIE: Okay... *Grabs KEL's hand and runs to the entrance*
Dex: ...*Looks at ZIM* You comin', little man?
ZIM: Ugh. Does ZIM have to?
Dex: *Creepy/serious face* ...
ZIM: O_o Okay, fine.
Dex: Good. *Starts to walk*
Dex: *Gets to the entrance, and pulls out a laser gun* ...
ZIM: Hey! Where's my weapon!?
Dex: *Hands him one*
LIE: *Opens entrance* C'mon!
Dex: All of you, STAY behind me, and don't lag, got it?
LIE: Now get in! This door's heavy, ya know.
Dex: *Runs in*
Kel: *Hesitantly walks in*
ZIM: *Walks in*
LIE: *Walks in and shuts the door*
Dex: *Cautiously walks down the hallway*
ZIM: Where's LUNA?
*Loud noise, followed by a yelp*
Kel: *Whispering* What was that?!
Dex: *Runs down the hallway*
Kel: !!! *Follows*
ZIM and LIE: *Follow*
Dex: *Tries to open another door*
Dex: It won't open!
ZIM: *Blasts the door knob*
LIE: *Kicks door and it opens* There.
Dex: *Cough* Thanks.
Luna: *Tied up, with several bad cuts* W-what are you guys doing here?!
LIE: We are here to save you.
Luna: No. Get out of here. NOW!
LIE: But... we came all this way... and look at you! You need medical attention!
Luna: JUST GET OUT!! BEFOR-
*Door slams, and locks*
Luna: I told you guys to get outta here!! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?! WHYYYYY?!
Dex: *Facepalm* Calm down! *Tries to untie her*
LIE: *Helps DEX*
*Another loud noise*
LIE: What is that?
Dex: I don't know, but we better hurry.
LIE: *Tries to untie LUNA faster*
Rit: *Loudly slams the door behind himself*
Rit: *Scoffs* THIS is the rescue party? Two WORTHLESS females, a midget, and a half-blind coward?
ZIM: What!? YOU CALLL ZIM MIDGET!?!? I ASSURE YOU THAT I'LL BE TALLEST ONE DAY... YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL SEEEEE!
LIE: Yes, we are her rescue, and we're here to stop you! It's four against one!
ZIM: Yeah! That's seven times the amount of YOU!
Rit: *Smirks* I'd like to see you try...
Luna: They'll destroy you in seconds!
ZIM: *Shoots lazer*
Rit: *Easily dodges it* You actually think THAT'LL stop me?
Dex: *Pushes Rit against the wall* You are a sad, strange little man...
Rit: *Smirks* Right back at 'ya.
Dex: *Punches Rit in the face*
LIE: *Does like this flip thing and in the air, kicks RIT in teh FACE!*
Rit: *Falls to the ground*
Dex: *Steps on Rit, so he can't get up*
LIE: There. We have soon that we can beat you, wanna see another trick?
Dex: *Steps down harder*
Dex: Any last words...?
Rit: ...*Looks pleadingly up at Luna* ...L-Luna...
LIE: *Staring at the conversation*
Luna: ...C-...can someone untie me the rest of the way?
LIE: Yes... sorry *Starts to untie LUNA*
Luna: *Weakly walks over to Dex and Rit*
Rit: LUNA! Luna-PLEASE!!
LIE: Well? Let's kill him.
Luna: *Stomps on Rit's PAK*
Rit: *Goes limp*
LIE: Is he dying?
ZIM: A Irken can live only ten mintiues after his or her's PAK is destroyed.
Luna: I what? Destroyed 'yer PAK? WHO CARES!!!
Luna: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! You've taken COUNTLESS lives, and because of you, I'm not able to exercise-or do ANYTHING without pukin' my own INSIDES up!
ZIM: Can we leave now?
Luna: ...*Passes out*
~* Like... Later. *~
Luna: *Wakes up* Gnnnh...Wh-wha...
LIE: *Pounds on door* How do we get out, DEX!?
*The door breaks down*
Roger: OUT OF THE WAY!! *Pushes LIE*
Roger: *Pushes ZIM* Come on! Move it!
LIE: I mean... why is he doing here? Who is he?
Luna: *Grins* That's Roger.
Roger: *Points at Rit* HIM!
LIE: Him? What about him?
Roger: *Points at Luna* LUNA! WHERE ARE THEY!
Luna: Uhh...~Oh. OH. That explains a lot. *Points to a room*
Roger: *Kicks Rit's head, then walks into the room*
LIE: What the Heck? Who is he!
Luna: He's Roger!!
Dex: *Cough* We should get outta here...
LIE: Good, but how?
Dex: *Points to the door that Roger knocked down*
LIE: Good! *Runs out!*
ZIM: *Runs out*
Kel, Dex & Luna: *Follow*
~* All of them run out of teh building, and into teh Voot *~
Dex: *Gets the Voot going*
LIE: Okay, now let's just go home.
Dex: *Starts driving*
Luna: I...can't belive it...
LIE: What? RIT's.... gone?
LIE: Isn't that good?
Luna: Yeah....But I've known him since we were little...
LIE: *Looks down*
Luna: *Sniff* ...*Puts her head in her hands*
LIE: *Slumps back in her chair, and looks at DEX.*
Dex: *Looks at LIE*
LIE: Could you talk to her or something?
Dex: *Sigh* Luna...look. I know it hurts...But it was for the best.
Luna: *Sniff* I know...
LIE: Yes, LUNA. Why do you feel sympathy for him?
Luna: He....he wasn't always like that....
LIE: Yeah? Well, he wansn't to nice when I saw him, and he took your anger out on you. Just forget about him. He's nothing but a dead body now, that will soon turn to dirt.
LIE: Long story short, all of us one day will amound to dirt, but at least some dirt, like you and I.... and DEX..., will be remembered and missed. RIT is just a different story.
Dex: LIE's right, Luna. There was somethin' wrong with that guy from the START. ...*Sigh* Just...try your best to forget him.
LIE: *Looks down* Thanks for agreeing with me.
Dex: *Nods* No problem.
LIE: *Gives him a crushy, girly, girly-crush smile*
Kel: ...OH, IRK! WE LEFT ROGER AT RIT'S HIDEOUT!
LIE: Do we turn back?
Luna: If he got in by himself, he can get OUT by himself. And anyways- He needs to walk. He's too fat.
LIE: *Rolls eyes and looks out the window*
LIE: *Starts tearing*
Dex: Are you ok?
LIE: I lost my friend LYNN, and I can't find her.
Dex: ...We...could go look for her, if you want...
LIE: NO... that'll waste time. I actually have more important thing to do.
Kel: Like what?
LIE: *Turns away*
Kel: *Looks at Luna*
Luna: *Looks at Dex*
LIE: I'm sorry, I shouldn't really be dragging you into my problems, that's just rude.
Dex: It's fine...
LIE: *Holds head*
Dex: *Puts a hand on LIE's shoulder*
LIE: *Sits back up*
Dex: *Clears throat* Soo...uhh....
Dex: I...Uhh...*Looks at Luna*
Dex: *Whispers* HELP ME!
Luna: *Whispers* No way, casanova. 'Yer on 'yer own!
LIE: Ummmm.... you okay?
Dex: *Thinking of what to say* I...umm...
LIE: *Filled with hope and other crap like that* Yes?
Dex: ...I REALLY LIKE YOU!
LIE: REALLY! ME TOO! WHY?
LIE: You can tell me!
ZIM: *rolls eyes*
Luna: *Bursts out laughing*
Dex: I think you're....uhh...really beautiful, and I feel really warm when I'm around you and....my tongue swells up...o-o
LIE: O__O Uhhhh...... I feel the same way?
LIE: Uhhhhhh..... I don't feel the same way?- NO!- Not that I don't like you, I really do, I mean, ugh.
LIE: Ugh. LUNA, I can't believe you're getting so much enjoyment out of this...
ZIM: She's not the only one...
ZIM: What?! It's good stuff!
LIE: *Sigh* Are we ready for a relationship?
LIE: Ya know... are we ready?
LIE: Okay... we can talk about it when we get home.
Dex: *Looks at Luna* W-...what just happened...?
LIE: *Laughs* You're funny....
Dex: *Lookin' all confused*
Luna: *Laughs harder*
LIE: Awwwww, don't look like that. I just think you're funny.
Dex: That's...good, right?
LIE: Yeah.... I like funny. I also liked the way you kicked RIT's butt.
ZIM: Ugh now it's boring! Do something embarrassing!
LIE: Please shut up.
ZIM: Make me.
LIE: SHUT UP! BOTH OFF YOU!
LIE: BECAUSE I WANT YOU TOO!
Luna: *Rolls eyes* Whatever. *Pulls a chocolate bar out from under her seat*
Dex: ...I forgot about that. Huh.
LIE: *Raises eyebrow*
Luna: *Mouth full* What?
LIE: Whatever.... how much longer 'til home?
Dex: 7 minutes.
LIE: *Throws head back*
Luna: MOVE OVER! *Climbs in Dex's seat*
Luna: *Makes it go 10 times faster*
*SHIP GOES, LIKE, REALLY FAST!*
LIE: *Screams as she tumbles to the back*
Luna: EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH-...We're here!
LIE: *Really pissed* I...... *Gets up*.. just have tumbled.... *Walks towards her* FIVE... FEET.... out of my chair.... and all you came say..... IS "What"!?
Luna: Why? What was I supposed 'ta say?
LIE: You could have said "Are you okay!?"!
Dex: A-a-are you ok? *Pukes*
LIE: My leg.. is broken once again.....
Dex: *Freaks out* O___O
Dex: *Freaking out* ARE YOU OK?!!
LIE: It kinda hurts, but I'm okay....
Luna: Well, Let's get inside.
~*Inside the Crap-Shack where Luna and Kel live*~
LIE: Ugh. Thank you. Thank you SO MUCH LUNA.
Luna: Urrh...Was that...sarcasm? .-.
LIE: What do YOU think?
ZIM: Yes, LUNA.
Dex: Um...I...I should get...going...
LIE: Why? We were just gonna settle our relationship!
Dex: I know it's just...
Luna: 'Yer not leavin'.
Luna: 'YER. NOT. LEAVIN'.
Dex: Look, I'm not the kinda guy who likes to stay in one place for too lon-
Luna: INVADER DEXTER JUNIOR! YOU ARE STAYING IN THIS OLD, CRAPPILY MADE HUMAN HOUSE, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO
CHAIN YOU UP! NOW SIT!!
Dex: *Quicky sits down*
LIE: *Shocked* Invader Dexter Junior? That's cute.
Dex: *Blushing/Facepalm* Uh..T-thanks.
LIE: You're welcome.
LIE: Tell me about YOUR past.
Dex: Uhh...I was a Smeet, then I grew up. The end.
LIE: That's some detailed story....
Kel: What about when Mr. Fishy died?
Dex: O_O Uh, I-
Luna: -Or the time they canceled 'yer favorite show, and you locked yourself up in your room for a week, cryin'?
Dex: That was-
Kel: Or the time when you cried, 'cause you lost your 'lucky underwear'?
Luna: -Or the time when Kel was a Smeet, and you cried 'cause she puked on your-
Dex: *Puts a hand over Luna's mouth* THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!
LIE: XD Mr. Fishy? Favorite TV show? "Lucky Underwear"?! Oh, you're fantastic!
Dex: *Glares at Luna, blushing*
LIE: Oh, I love you!
LIE: *Serious face* Ok... is there a problem?
LIE: *Folds arms* Seriously, IS there a PROBLEM.
Kel: *Whispers to LIE* Be easy on him. He's not used to being around girls. *Sniggers*
LIE: Wanna watch movies?
Kel: LET'S WATCH TOY STORY 3!!!
Luna: *Nods* Yeah; We've already scattered some TS jokes throughout this 'thang.
Kel: *Puts the movie in*
~*1 hr. 49 minutes later!*~
Luna: Are you...*Laugh* CRYIN'?!
Dex: S-so?! It's sad!!
LIE: A guy with a scar has a feminine side?
Kel: You're. Crying. Over. A. Kid's. Movie.
LIE: *Hugs* It's okay...
Dex: *Hugs back*
Luna & Kel: ...*Sniggers*
LIE: *Kisses on check* It'll get better...
Dex: *Smiles* Thanks...
ZIM: Somebody's in llluuuurrrrrvvv!
LIE: Ugh. We need alone time.
Luna: *Falls over from laughing*
LIE: Shut up!
Luna: *Still laughing*
Luna: *Stops laughing*
LIE: I wanna start my relationship right!
Luna: *Rolls eyes* FINE. *Leaves*
Dex: Soo...uhh...um...What now?
LIE: We talk.
LIE: What.... are yooooooouuuuuurrrrrr....... talents?
Dex: I...don't think I have any...
LIE: Everybody has a talent, at least one.
LIE: Uhhhh.... you.... look nice...
Dex: Thanks...Y-you do, too.
LIE: This stinks.
LIE: It's not your fault.
LIE: What else can we do?
LIE: *Kisses him passionately*
LIE: *Still kissing him*
Luna: OH. MY GOD.
LIE: *Stops kissing him, and turns to LUNA.* YOU'RE WATCHING!? *Run to LUNA*
Luna: *Runs away* I'M PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE! *Locks herself in her lab*
LIE: YOU BRAT! OPEN THIS DOOR!
Luna: NO! *Blares some music*
LIE: Ugh! *Walks back into the room DEX and her were makin' out in*
Dex: *Lookin' all dizzy*
LIE: What'd you think?
Dex: Uhhm...I...don't...*Passes out*
LIE: DEX? *Shakes him* Tell me! Was it amazing!?
Dex: *Half asleep-ish/Dazed* Y...yeah...
LIE: WAS IT AMAZING!? DID I DO IT WRONG!?
Dex: N-no...You did it fine...
Luna: *In the other room, laughing*
LIE: Uhhh... did you enjoy... it?
Luna: *Suddenly goes silent*
LIE: What's wrong?
Dex: It's just that...nobody has ever really liked me before...I've always been the..."outcast"...
LIE: I'm sorry... but you can get rid of that label... I like you. I love you.
Dex: I...I love you, too...
LIE: KEL AND LUNA! GO AWAY!
Kel: I'm not with Luna! I was just looking for her!
Luna: *Yells* I'M IN THE LAB!
LIE: Okay then: KEL! GO AWAY!
Kel: *Groan* Fine. *Walks away*
LIE: WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO!? AM I BEING A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND!?
Dex: No! No! Y-you're doing fin-
Luna: *Walks out of her lab*
LIE: *Sigh* This relationship thing is hard!
Luna: CALM DOWN! I was just leavin'! *Slams the front door*
LIE: I'm glad you think I'm a good girlfriend.
LIE: What can we do!?
Dex: I can't think of anything...
LIE: *Hugs DEX*
Dex: *Hugs LIE*
LIE: *Still hugging him, and whispering* What are we gonna do?
Dex: *Sighs* Maybe we should try to get some sleep...
LIE: I can't sleep.
LIE: I have nightmares when I sleep, no matter what.
Dex: M-maybe tonight will be different....
LIE: I wish you were right...
LIE: I'll try... *Gets ready to sleep*
LIE: *Closed eyes*
~* Tomorrow *~
Dex: *Still sleeping*
LIE: *Wakes up... IN AMAZEMENT!*
Dex: *Purring quietly in his sleep*
LIE: NOT A SINGLE DEMON DARE PENETRATE MY DREAMS!
Dex: *Wakes up* W-wha...?
LIE: I DIDN"T HAVE A NIGHTMARE!
Dex: *Grins* That's awesome!!
LIE: YAY! *Hugs DEX and jumps around* Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouuuuu!
Dex: Ehehe...Y-you're welcome?
LIE: YOU DID IT!
Dex: That's good, right?
LIE: What now!? We celebrate!?
Luna: *In the other room* STOP YELLING!! SOME OF US ARE STILL TRYIN' TO SLEEP!!!!
LIE: *Rolls eyes* Where should we celebrate!
LIE: Ice cream?
LIE: We'll go later, but I have some stuff to do...
LIE: *Let's go of DEX and runs off*
LIE: *Goes to room and pulls out pictures of ZIM again* ... That.. IS him! I-... I knew it!
Dex: *All alone*
LIE: *Runs back to DEX* Do you know where ZIM is?
LIE: The guy who came with us last night.
Dex: Oh! ...I have no idea.
*Noises coming from her Lab*
LIE: Ugh. *Stomps to LUNA's lab*
*Noises stop momentarily*
LIE: LUNA! Where's ZIM!?
*Door slams open*
Luna: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!
LIE: Where's ZIM?
Luna: I DUNNO, AND I DUN CARE!! *Slams the door again*
LIE: Okay, then...
Kel: *Walks into the living room* *Sigh*
LIE: Hey... hey, what's wrong, KEL?
Kel: Luna's sad, and that makes me sad...*Headwall*
LIE: I think she's angry, though.
Kel: *Whimpering* She acts like that when she's sad....
Kel: *Cries* I DON'T KNOWWWW....!!!!!!
LIE: Ugh... do you know where ZIM is?
Kel: *Sniffsniff* No...
LIE: Do you have any ideas?
LIE: His lab, probably?
Kel: ...*Cries more*
LIE: *Sneaks away from the situation*
Kel: *Falls to the floor crying*
LIE: Uhhhh.... is she going to be OK?
Dex: *Cough* Yeah.
LIE: Why do you all cough like that?
Dex: *Shrugs* Dunno. It has something to do with our genetic makeup, or our bone structure, or somethin' like that. Can't remember...Hm.
LIE: Oh... okaay.
Kel: *Asleep on the floor*
LIE: Man, LUNA and KEL are weird.
Dex: *Rolls eyes* Tell me about it. Try livin' with them for almost your whole life.
LIE: *Winces to the thought*
Luna: *Slams the door to her lab* I CAN HEAR YOU, 'YA KNOW?!
LIE: *Sigh* What's wrong with her? RIT?
LIE: Why does she feel sad for him!?
Luna: *Snarl* YOU wouldn't understand.
LIE: But I can't help but feel bad for her.
Luna: *Sits down next to Dex*
LIE: Hi, uh.... LUNA...
Luna: *Growl* What.
LIE: *Gives DEX a "Please talk to her" look*
Dex: *Sigh* Luna, forget h-
Luna: NO, DEX! I CAN'T FORGET HIM! I...*Sniff*...can't...
LIE: But, LUNA-
LIE: *Feeling terrible*
Dex: *Sad sigh*
LIE: What did you say, LUNA?
Luna: *Voice breaking* He...he was my mate...
Kel: T-that's so sad...
Luna: *Throws a pillow at her* 'YER NOT HELPIN'!
LIE: You... actually LOVED the guy!?
LIE: Wh-... why?
Luna: He wasn't always like that...
LIE: Oh, right...
Luna: WHAT, YOU DUN BELIVE ME?!
LIE: No, I do... it's just that I remember you telling me that in the Voot.
LIE: *Looks down*
Luna: *Puts her head in her hands*
LIE: I'm sorry...
Luna: It ain't your fault...
LIE: Is there anything I can do?
Luna: *Sigh* No...
LIE: I... guess not.
Luna: *Slowly walks back to her lab*
Dex: *Looks down*
LIE: What can we do to help her?
Dex: I don't know...*Sigh*
LIE: Get ZIM to... go out... with her?
Dex: Hm. I guess we could try...-Wait, ZIM's that small guy, right?
Dex: *Sighs* We might as well try...
ZIM: Somebody call ZIM's name?
Kel: How'd you get in here? O-O
ZIM: I came from that door over there... duh.
Dex: Soo...uh...Can you...'help' us?
ZIM: Eh? What do you mean?
Dex: *Looks at LIE*
LIE: Um, I need you tooooo....
LIE: Need you to go out with-
ZIM: NO! NEVER! I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH THE DIB! WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR STOOPID FANDOM!!!
Dex: Who's Dib? O__O
ZIM: Oh... you don't even know who Dib is...?
LIE: No I don't.
ZIM: heh, heh.
ZIM: Mooooving on...
Dex: So...can you help us?
ZIM: Eh? With what again?
Dex: *Coughcough* Uhh....*Looks at LIE*
LIE: GO OUT WITH LUNA! PLEASE! FOR ONE NIGHT!
ZIM: Ehhhh... sure. I don't got nothing better to do.
Dex: I'll go get her. *Walks away to her lab*
Dex: *Comes back, dragging Luna by the scruff of the neck*
Luna: NO! NO!! I'M NOT DATIN' ANYONE!! *Yowl*
Dex: Too bad. *Plops Luna in front of ZIM*
ZIM: Eh, hey there. Wanna... go out?
ZIM: But... why?
Luna: I DUN WANNA!! IS THAT TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!!
Dex: Well, too bad! You're goin'!
ZIM: *Hugs* Come on, it'll be fun!
Luna: Did you...just...HUG me?
ZIM: 'Cuz I liek hugs?
Luna: ...Who are 'ya, and what have you done with ZIM?
ZIM: Look. Go out with me.
Luna: ...Fine. Whatever.
LIE: It's not working, DEX!
Luna: WHAT? I SAID I'D GO!!
LIE: I know, but you don't feel happy... do you?
Luna: I don't know...
LIE: I don't think our plan is working out...
Luna: Look, If I wasn't so depressed about Rit, I'd probably be running around the house, or passed out from adrenaline.
LIE: ... Do that then!
Luna: *Takes a deep breath*
Luna: *Grabs ZIM by the arm, and runs out of the house screaming like an idiot*
LIE: Is she faking?
ZIM: I THINK!
Luna: *Stops* Soo...what do you wanna do? 'Ya have anythin' in mind?
ZIM: Eh... go out to dinner?
Luna: *Shrug* Sure.
~* At Le Fancy's *~
ZIM: The BEST restrant in town!
Luna: Hm. Nice.
ZIM: TO A TABLE!
Waiter: *All frenchy soundin'* Were would you like to sit?
Luna: *Looks at ZIM*
ZIM: A table. What else?
Luna: *Facepalms* *Points to a table* There?
Waiter: *French accent* Very well, to your seats.
ZIM: *Walks to table* How stoopid can humans be!? Obviously I wanna sit at a table!
Luna: *Facepalm* Are all clones this idiotic?
ZIM: Humans are CLONES? If so, shouldn't they look the same?
Luna: NO~! *Headtable*
Luna: *Headtabled* I was talkin' about you...and most of the others...
Luna: *Sigh* Forget it.
ZIM: What were we doing?
ZIM: Uhhhh... I need two menus!
Waiter: Uh, sir? Your menus are right in front of you...
ZIM: Oh... WHY YES! I knew that, I was testing how... smart... you were... you failed.
Waiter: *Walks away irritated*
ZIM: Well then, take your menus and order somthin'.
Luna: *Reads the menu*
ZIM: See anything?
ZIM: The only thing on the menu that know I can eat is waffles...
Luna: *Snort* I'm gettin' a steak..
ZIM: But it's meat.
ZIM: It'll burn you... like crazeh!
Luna: *Smirks* Yeah. Sure.
ZIM: *Rolls eyes*
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Waiter: What would you like?
Luna: A steak, please.
ZIM: I'll have the waffle, no soap or peanuts, please.
Waiter: *Raises eyebrow*
Waiter: Coming right up? *Walks away*
ZIM: *Sees LUNA headtabled* What?
Luna: You're such a dork...
ZIM: What!? What did I do!?
Luna: ...*Starts laughing*
Luna: Y-you actually think that they'd put soap 'n peanuts in the waffles?! *Laughs*
ZIM: WHAT!? GIR did it once!
Waiter: Here's your foods, sir...
Luna: *Rolls her eyes*
ZIM: *Starts to eat waffles*
Waiter: That will cost... 9.49.
ZIM: *Spits out waffles in shock* WHAT?!?!
Luna: *Blinks* Like...Nine hundred and forty nine dollars?
Waiter: No... nine DOLLARS and 49 CENTS.
Luna: Oh. OH! That ain't that bad...
ZIM: *Teeth locked* Yes, LUNA. THAT'S BAD.
Luna: How is that bad?
ZIM: *Teeth locked* I DON'T have human monies...
Luna: *Hands the Waiter person the money*
ZIM: ? When did YOU get human monies?
ZIM: Okay then...
Luna: *Noms on her steak*
~* After Dinner *~
ZIM: That was pretty good... for HYOOOOMAN preparation.
ZIM: Well then, where to next?
Luna: *Shrugs* Where do YOU wanna go?
ZIM: Home, but it's YOUR night...
Luna: *Shrugs* We could just walk around for a little bit...
ZIM: Sound good...
Luna: Oh, s-sorry...I was just...thinking.
ZIM: ... This would be a good time to end the RP...
Luna: D'aww, really? But there was still supposed to be another scene with Dex and LIE-...hm. But there always could be sequel...
ZIM: Oh, so let us continue!
LIE: Hi, guys!
LIE: Whatcha doing?
LIE: *Rolls eyes* Sounds fun...
LIE: So.... what are you gonna do?
Luna: *Shrugs* We were gonna just walk around for a bit...
LIE: Bye then...
ZIM: *Starts to walk out door*
ZIM: * Whispering* That LIE person's weird.
Luna: *Whispering* Agreed.
ZIM: Why is she here, anyways?
Luna: ...What if she's STALKIN' us?
ZIM: She seems nice....
ZIM: But shes still weird.
Luna: Sooo, uhh...
ZIM: I want pie.
ZIM: Chocolate pie.
Luna: Uhh...are you...feeling....alright?
ZIM: Yes, I'm fine I JUST WANTS SOME PIE!
ZIM: Wanna get pie?