Kel: ...You're fat.
Luna: YOU'RE fat.
Kel: YOU'RE FATTER!!
Luna: YOU'RE FATTER!!!
Kel: YOU'RE FATTER-ER!
Kel & Luna: ...
ZIM: *All sad*
Luna: Z-...ZIM? Are you ok?
ZIM: No... not I'm not.
Luna: What's the matter?
ZIM: Remember when my show got canceled...
ZIM: I miss the old days, when I had episodes....
Dib: Hey! It was my show, too!
Kel: You had a show? O_O
Luna: *Snort* Duh.
GIR: IT WAS ME SHOW, TOOZ!
Dex: You'd think that they'd at LEAST do re-runs of the episodes...
ZIM: Ugh... it was brought back for popular demand, but no NEW episodes...
Kel: But don't you have to pay extra for the Nicktoons channel?
ZIM: I created my own TV box, meaning I get any channel I want!
Kel: ...I dun get it D:
ZIM: I get the Nick channel.
Kel: ...I dun get it D:
ZIM: Forget it.
ZIM: Moving on...
ZIM: *Grabs the remote and channel in to Nicktoons*
Kel: When did you get Nicktoons? 8U
ZIM: SHUT UP!
Kel: I WANNA WATCH FOX
Kel: BUT AMERICAN DAD IS ON!!!
ZIM: Thank you... *Looks a guide* There. Invader ZIM comes on at five.
Luna: ...Is there a place where I can download the show?
Dib: I have a great idea!
Gaz: Oh, no...
Kel, Luna & Dex: ?
Dib: We... GET ZIM BACK!
ZIM: But I'm right here...
Dib: ... NO! Not you, the show!
Kel, Luna & Dex: HOW?
Dib: We protest!
Gaz: Dib, it won't work!
Dib What do you know! It might!
Dex: We could try it...
Dib: Thank you, DEX.
Luna: Sooo...what now?
Gaz: It won't work...
Kel: We might as well try it!
Gaz: You guys do that, I'll be playing my game...
Dib: But it's YOUR show, too!
Gaz: ... *Sigh*... fine.
Dib: First, we need pick-it sings!
Luna: *Rolls her eyes* Pick-it signs are so...old school.
Dib: Well, YOU think of something!
Gaz: I'm in!
ZIM: I have grenades in the closet!
Luna: *Cough* Really?
Kel: Lamp oil?
Dib: Let's just bomb Nick!
~*At the STOOOPID Nickelodeon studios*~
Nick director: NO! We're not bringing ZIM back!
Luna: *Glaring at teh stoopid Nick director*
Dib: Do you know how rich you could get! This place is going down the toilet because of you!
Luna: YEAH! All you do is play episodes of Spongebob, who you turned GAY!!
Nick director: Look, we love SpongeBob, he made us Nick! You just dragged us down, and that Jhonen guy, can go rot in-
Gaz: Jhonen is KING!
Kel: YEAH!! JHONEN IS A GOD!!
Dex: What about RUGRATS?! Or Rocko's Modern Life?! OR CATDOG!! ALL of those shows came out BEFORE Spongebob! THOSE are the shows
that formed Nick into what It is! AND THIS IS THE THANKS THEY GET?! You cut them off the air, and start playing all kinds of CRAPPY shows?!
Nick director: Like what!?
Gaz: The Penguins of Madagascar! SpongeBob! The Troop!
Luna: AND BACK AT THE BARNYARD!!! YOU TOTALLY CUT DAISY AND LITTLE BEN OUT!!! And Otis doesn't even TALK about Ben anymore!!!
YOU THINK THAT HE WOULD, BECAUSE BEN IS HIS DAD!! *Rantrantrant*
Nick director: Shut up! We're doing fine!
ZIM: That's a lie! You guys used to be great, but now Cartoon Network is taking you down! With awesome shows like Regular Show, Robotomy,
Luna: Even CN is going under...I MEAN, IT'S CARTOON NETWORK!!! WHY ARE THEY PLAYING REALITY TV SHOWS!!! WHYYYY!?
ZIM: Yeah, but it's doing MUCH better then these fools at Nick!
GIR: Mister... I want ZIM back... we alls wants ZIM back...
Dex, Luna & Kel: *Nodnod*
Nick Director: Uhhhhhhh, no.
Luna: I'LL GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS TO CHANGE 'YER MIND!!!
Nick director: ...
Luna: ...THREE! *In loudest voice possible* NYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Everybody: *Covering their ears and are on there knees*
Luna: GIVE ZIM NEW EPISODES!!!
Nick dude: Never!
Nick director: *Went all head 'splody!*
Luna: I CAN DO THIS ALLL DAY! GIVE ZIM NEW EPISODES!!
Dib: He's dead thanks to you!
Dib: The Nick director!
Luna: ...Then lets make our own episodes!
Nick lady: No! I love your show!
Nick Lady: I wanna help you get your show back!
Kel: *Looks at Dex*
Dib: You're gonna help us!!!
Nick Lady: Yep!
Nick Lady: Anybody have a phone?
Dib: Uhhhh... I have one...
Nick lady: *Grabs it and dials* ... Hi, Tom.... WE'RE BRINGING ZIM BACK!... Yuh-huh!..... no.... PLEASE!?.... *Sigh, okay*
Nick Lady: Tom said we have to get 5000 people to call Nick, saying we want ZIM, and then we get episodes!
Nick Lady: YES!
Nick Lady: Soooooooo......
Nick Lady: Yep!
Alyssa: Hey! I wanna get ZIM back too!
Lydia: MEH TOO!
Sadie (A friend): ME THREE!
Alyssa: We wanna help!
Luna: *Groan* Fine.
Div: Who the HECK are you?!
Lydia: IMMA PERSON
Alyssa: Be more specific, Lydia...
Alyssa: Anyways, I'm making this plan, called the "Want ZIM back" project.
Kel: ...What does it do?
ZIM: That's a stoopid question, KEL...
ZIM: If the name's "Want ZIM back?" project, I think it means a project to bring back ZIM!
Kel: ...IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'M BEAUTIFUL!
ZIM: That was funny.
Luna: ...*Starts laughing really loudly*
Kel: SHUT UP!!
Kel: What'd I do?
ZIM: Moving on,
ZIM: So, you're hear to help us?
Alyssa: That's right.
ZIM: In what way?
Alyssa: Through internet!
Kel: Which website?
Luna: Isin't that the place where Invader ZIM fangirls go, and upload pictures of their stoopid mary sue OCs-...*Headwall*
Alyssa: I guess so...
Alyssa: So, do you want our help or what?
Alyssa: Good! I'll Tweet about it...
Lydia: I'll go do things on...Facebook. .-.
Lydia: DON'T. RUSH. ME. *Serious face*
Alyssa: Yes! I already have 20 people going to do it!
Lydia: I'm forcing 27 people to do it. >8D
Alyssa: Anyway! back to seriousness!
Alyssa: LET's do this!!!
Alyssa: Okay, we need at least 100 people!
Lydia: *Points* OVER THERE
Alyssa: What, Lydia!?
Lydia: EETS A TACO BEEELLL
Alyssa: How will that help us in our epic quest to save ZIM?
Lydia: I dunno...*Serious face* But it will.
Lydia: *Walks into the Taco Bell*
Alyssa: Lydia! This is no good time to get food!
Lydia: *Jumps on a table* ATTENTION, PEOPLE!
Dude: DUDE! There's a dudette in my salad!
Lydia: *Points* SILENCE, FOOL! ALL OF YOU SILLY LITTLE TACO-EATING PEOPLE SHALL HELP US BRING INVADAH ZEEM BACK!!
Lady: That show turned my sweet little girl goth!
Dude: DUDE! That show is awesome! Me and my friends love it!
Skater girl: Yeah!
Lydia: THOSE WHO DISAGREE, WILL BE THROWN INTO THE PIT!! SO YOU ALL BETTER HELP US!!
Lady: What pit!?
Lady's husband: Yeah!
Goth girl: *Sigh* Just throw them in the pit...
Lydia: ...NO! NOT INTO THE PIT!! IT BURRNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS~*Throws a Pokéball at the Lady's head*
Goth girl: Heh.
Lydia: ...DAMN! WRONG ONE! *Throws another Pokéball*
Giratina: *Comes out of it* SFSCMSN<SFNSJKLFHLSJNCS<MNSDMS<FSLFJSFJSKFHS~
Lydia: POOFY! MAKE THEM GO INTO TEH PIT
*The Lady and her Husband thing disappear*
Goth girl: *Stares in amazement, then starts clapping* Best trick ever.
Lydia: Now...ANYONE ELSE WANNA DISAGREE?
Dude: LET GO GET ZIM, DUDES!
Skater girl: *Rides skateboard out of Taco Bell* Right on!
~*Back at...where ever they were before*~
Alyssa: Okay, the 96, we need 4 more!
Alexis: Hi there!
Alyssa: YOU! Help me!
Lydia: *Points at Rosie* YOU! DOG! HELP US!
Alyssa: A talking dog!
Doggy suit GIR: YAY!
Rosie: *Chews on her squeaky toy*
Alyssa: WE NEED FOUR MORE PEOPLE!
Alyssa: I think we're good! CALL! CALL RIGHT NOW!
~* at Nickelodeon Studios *~
Nick guy: Where are all these calls coming from!
Nick lady #2: Hello?
ZIM: Yeah, this is ZIM, AND I WANT MY SHOW BACK!
Nick lady: PLEASE HOLD. Hello?
Alyssa: I'd like ZIM back!
Nick lady: PLEASE HOLD! ALL OF THEM ARE FOR ZIM!
Lydia: *Insane laugh*
Nick guy #2: Uhhhhh! These calls will NEVER END!
Nick guy: That's it! I'm done! We're bringin' ZIM back!
Nick lady #2: Hello!?
ZIM: ZIM again!
Nick lady: YES! YES YOU HAVE YOUR SHOW BACK! CONGRATS!
ZIM: ... R-really?
Lydia, Kel, Dex, Luna: *In Homer voice* WOO-HOOO!
ZIM: WE GOT IT BACK!
Dib: *Jumping in excitement* Yes! New episodes!
Luna: *Dances with Kel and Dex*
ZIM: What the H-
Dib: CAN YOU BEEEELIEVE IT GAZ!?
Kel: *Happy spazzing*
ZIM: Thanks all of you... for falling into my trap!
ZIM: You ALL now have made ZIM one step closer into conquering the planet!
Dib: .... *Faceplams*
ZIM: Now then, TO NICK!
ZIM: YOU! *Points to DEX* YOU YAWN ON ZIM'S DAY OF GLORY, TRIUMPH, AND GLORY!?
Dib: You said glory twice...
ZIM: *Stare at him in anger!*
ZIM: NOW THEN, TO NICK!
ZIM: GIMME MEH SHOW!
Nick guy: OKAY!
ZIM: WHERE MY TRAILER!
Luna & Kel: *Snigger*
ZIM: Now, when do we start shooting...
Nick Guy: Wait a month, we have to advertise this first..
ZIM: Very well, let's go guys...
~*Back at ZIM's place*~
ZIM: *Sigh* Things are lookin' up, guys...
Dib: Yep! We got our show back...
ZIM: ... We?
Dib: Okay! Just because the show's named after you, and your the main character doesn't mean it just your show!
ZIM: *Rolls eyes* SUUUUURRE it doesn't.
Dib: I'm important, too!
Luna: Hey, any of you idiots got an empty VCR tape?
Kel: *Throws one to her*
Luna: I'm gonna record all of the episodes. Hehe...
ZIM: Uhhh, I think...
ZIM: *Sigh* Nevermind...
Luna: What? WHAT ABOUT THE VCRs?!! TELLL MEEE
ZIM: IN THE CLOSET!
Luna: WHAT?!! WHAT DID THE CLOSET DO?!
ZIM: THE VCRS ARE IN THE CLOSET! MAN! LISTEN!
Luna: *Crying* THE CLOSET ATE THE VCRS?!?!!
ZIM: *About to explode*
Luna: Heh. Just kiddin'.
ZIM: Just go get the tapes!
Luna: *Goes to get them*
ZIM: Well, this is the end, goodbye and never come back.